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Old 11-28-2013, 10:19 AM   #1
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Default Lyndon B. Johnson Speaks to his Tailor

Serious, actual phone conversation between the President of the United States of America and his tailor.

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Old 11-28-2013, 12:01 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2013, 12:59 PM   #3
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Default Re: Lyndon B. Johnson Speaks to his Tailor

I want to stress that this is not a comedy routine or impression but an actual phone call from President Johnson to his pants maker.
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Default Re: Lyndon B. Johnson Speaks to his Tailor

Wow... where in the world did you find this nugget?

And speaking of nuggets, I also hate it when the seam that runs from my zipper to my bunghole cuts my ballsack, you know, where my nuts hang, like I'm ridin' a wire fence.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:13 PM   #5
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Nonchalant belch was the best part.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:18 PM   #6
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Wow... where in the world did you find this nugget?

And speaking of nuggets, I also hate it when the seam that runs from my zipper to my bunghole cuts my ballsack, you know, where my nuts hang, like I'm ridin' a wire fence.

I was listening to Johnson's declassified recordings (a Thanksgiving tradition in the GH household) when I came across this one and I it just struck me as the oddest thing ever given the context

BTW, Johnson recorded all of his phone conversations while President.

These recordings were supposed to stay classified until January 22, 2038 but were released in the 1990's after the movie JFK.
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Well I do hope they fixed his bunghole problem.
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Default Re: Lyndon B. Johnson Speaks to his Tailor

The problem LBJ is expressing is the problem that a lot of men have with most trousers...especially pants that are not broken in jeans.

We do need bigger pockets for our change...and knives...Also room in the seat to make nuts and bunghole comfortable...
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Nonchalant belch was the best part.
This. And the part where my nuts hang and the bung hole. HS this was awesome.
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That came from an Era when America had balls...
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That guy was a ****ing lunatic. I can't confirm this, but a couple different people have told me that he had a meeting with the leader of another country while he was taking a shit (bunghole) to guarantee he had the upper hand.
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That guy was a ****ing lunatic. I can't confirm this, but a couple different people have told me that he had a meeting with the leader of another country while he was taking a shit (bunghole) to guarantee he had the upper hand.

He did.

He also liked to whip out his penis in public. He nicknamed his Johnson "Jumbo" and was very proud of it.
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Loco dude for sure

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Dude was pimp.
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Might explain why LBJ walked around the White House naked sometimes....pants were too tight around his junk.

One strange dude.
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Mah fel-low Amurikuns. I come to you tonight...with a heavy heart.
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His boss NSFW

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haha So Boss... "This is obviously a F*** up."
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