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Old 12-19-2013, 12:57 PM   #1
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Default 440 lb Virgin Having Sex for First Time Almost Kills His 110 lb Girlfiend

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The first time Gregg Casarona ever had sex, the walls didn’t just shake — they shattered. The 440-pound project manager was 21 at the time and had been dating his girlfriend Jen Gerakaris for about a month when they decided to take things to the next level.

Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28. Gerakaris was 22 and living in her parents’ Long Island basement at the time. She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.

“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.” When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall. “My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’ ” After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously. “Why’d you stop?” she asked. “He looked like he was about to have a heart attack,” she says. “So I just wanted to lighten the mood.” But Gregg was shaken and insisted on taking his lover, who started to become dizzy and nauseous, to the hospital. She was diagnosed with a concussion.

Their story will be featured — with a PG-13-rated reenactment — in the premiere episode of “Sex Sent me to the ER.” After bringing down the house, the couple says they were a little bit more careful about their positioning during sex. “In the beginning, there were lots of pillows and we didn’t do it anywhere near a wall,” Gerakaris says.
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damn she slowly pulled her head out the wall and asked why'd you stop.. that's a keeper
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Old 12-19-2013, 01:34 PM   #3
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Guess they don't understand the laws of physics...
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:04 PM   #4
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She seems nice.
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:15 PM   #5
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:35 PM   #6
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It went okay.
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:40 PM   #7
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:47 PM   #8
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Ok, show of hands, how many guys in this thread would've finished before checking on her?

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Old 12-19-2013, 03:14 PM   #9
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Edit: I just saw "actors dramatize" in the picture, scratch the previous question... carry on.
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damn she slowly pulled her head out the wall and asked why'd you stop.. that's a keeper

You're damn right. This woman never puts off sex because of a head-ache.
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:28 PM   #11
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:45 PM   #12
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Ok, show of hands, how many guys in this thread would've finished before checking on her?


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Sherman gonna have relations
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21 years of waiting and all that built up might, woo, blow your head right off
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Old 12-20-2013, 01:47 AM   #14
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:42 AM   #15
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seriously, TLC will pay anybody for a story
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Basically, she can take a dick. Definite keeper.
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Old 12-20-2013, 12:03 PM   #17
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That dude had lost half his weight since then
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Cool story
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