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Old 01-08-2014, 10:50 PM   #1
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A woman in New Zealand ordered a chocolate cake for her sister's engagement party, but when the bride opened the box she found what looked like a giant turd along with a note saying "Eat Shit!" The owner of Oh Cakes says she was angry because the woman wasn't specific enough with her instructions and then failed to show up for a meeting. Not exactly sure how those things equal "eat shit," but I'm not a professional baker so I'm unfamiliar with proper engagement party etiquette.

The baker says she has no regrets, telling the New Zealand Herald "I don't make cakes as a business, it's just a hobby." Maybe so, but she may want to reconsider, because with all the free press she's received for her cake, there are probably thousands of people that would love one of her cakes for that special someone on their Shit List.

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Old 01-08-2014, 11:00 PM   #2
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At least she added corn for authenticity.
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Old 01-08-2014, 11:30 PM   #3
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That story is total crap
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Old 01-09-2014, 04:18 PM   #4
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Default Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake

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The baker says she has no regrets, telling the New Zealand Herald "I don't make cakes as a business, it's just a hobby." Maybe so, but she may want to reconsider, because with all the free press she's received for her cake, there are probably thousands of people that would love one of her cakes for that special someone on their Shit List.

I'd order one just for shits and giggles.
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Old 01-09-2014, 04:21 PM   #5
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OH SHIT!
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Old 01-09-2014, 04:43 PM   #6
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who gives a shit
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Old 01-09-2014, 05:11 PM   #7
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Default Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake

I should send this cake to some of the petulant children and tater trolls in the cockpit.
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Old 01-09-2014, 07:22 PM   #8
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Default Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake

Imagine taking that and smashing it in someone's grill.

They got shitfaced.
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Imagine taking that and smashing it in someone's grill.

They got shitfaced.
Why not just say face instead of grill
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Why not just say face instead of grill
Because I tend to have a habit of trying not to use the same word to describe the same thing in successive sentences, if I can help it. Just my habit.
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^ lol
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Bet that caused a shit storm
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Bet that person had a shitty day.
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Old 01-09-2014, 10:41 PM   #14
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I'd like to send one, except mine wouldn't have rest marks....
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eat shit and die
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i almost stepped in that
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