CockyTalk

Welcome to Cockytalk!

Thank you for visiting our forum. As a guest, you have limited access to view some discussion and articles. By joining our free community, you will be able to view all discussions and articles, post your own topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload photos, participate in Pick'Em contests and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please join our community today!!

If you have any problems registering or logging in, please contact our Admins. Thanks!

Go Back   CockyTalk > Community > The Water Cooler

Today's Top 10
Posters (by posts)Threads (by views)Newest Posts Gamecock Headlines 
Spurticus
Gamecocks1137
GarnetSwarm1990
Sandstorm29
NinjaSven
WeStillOwnUSC
Spur's Addiction
Jim Lahey
Storm Of Spurs
roosterdude21
So, why is next year (2822)
Why do so many of yo (1379)
Shot in the arm for (1197)
Schuyler Rimmer 6'10 (977)
Custom Jersey (563)
looks like we have 2 (531)
Abu Bowl Ready (391)
The pets holiday din (235)
75 Best Bakeries in (207)
2016 - Thomas Sulliv (201)
**USC vs. Clemson GAME Th
2014 - 2015 Atlanta Brave
BEST GAMECOCK FOOTBALL PL
looks like we have 2 OL r
So, why is next year goin
Restaurant musts in NYC
2016 - Jordan Giberti
How Long Will The Rebuild
Shot in the arm for the D
BEST GAMECOCK FOOTBALL PL


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-14-2014, 04:13 PM   #1
spareparts
Banned
 
spareparts's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 22,381
CockyCash: 1000509
spareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot material
Default Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

A man in Philadelphia is driving around exposing himself to women in his car putting swiss cheese on his dong

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1578861



Quote:
A Philadelphia woman has come forward to detail a curdling encounter with the so-called Swiss cheese pervert.

The horrified girl, identified only as Priscilla, told NBC Philadelphia that she was driving when the cheese-loving creep approached her from another car in early December with a rather peculiar proposition.

"He told me he liked to put Swiss cheese on his private area," said Priscilla, who declined to provide her last name to the station.

The foodie fugitive had his pants down, forcing Priscilla to quickly drive away horrified.

"Now I'm freaked out because I know it wasn't just a joke," she told the station.

Police are still trying to put a fork in the pervert that cruises around town and attempts to lure women to his car with a block of cheese and then exposes himself.

"This is not just a Mayfair thing," Milt Martelack with the town watch told NBC. "This gentleman has been all over the place doing this and I'd characterize his acts as very disturbing."


spareparts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 05:13 PM   #2
nicstockman
Allway’s wright
 
nicstockman's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 2,829
CockyCash: 30812298
nicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot materialnicstockman is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Philly cheesesteak will never taste the same.
__________________
FOREVER TO THEE
nicstockman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 05:45 PM   #3
MeesterFriendly
I'll be with you shortly
 
MeesterFriendly's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: On that street, in that town
Posts: 7,412
CockyCash: 392030
MeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot materialMeesterFriendly is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Swiss Tease??
__________________
MeesterFriendly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 05:52 PM   #4
cocky0
The Slurp
 
cocky0's Avatar
 
Male

2009 Awards: Awards for best Posters - Given for: Best Signature 2008 Cockytalk Award: 2008 Cockytalk Award - Given for: 2008 Fark of the Year Christmas Farking Contest: Christmas Farking Contest - Given for: Winning Farking Contest 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 6,054
CockyCash: 26100000
cocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot materialcocky0 is USC mascot material
Send a message via Yahoo to cocky0
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

I guess people called him "cheese dick" one time too many.
cocky0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 06:35 PM   #5
SanAntonioCock
Bowl MVP
 
SanAntonioCock's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 2,368
CockyCash: 202732
SanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

There are some holes in this story.
__________________

Never forget the "y" ...and so forth.
SanAntonioCock is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 06:48 PM   #6
Master Bedroom
Game MVP
 
Master Bedroom's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Upstairs
Posts: 1,746
CockyCash: 500
Master Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot materialMaster Bedroom is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Master Bedroom is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 08:58 PM   #7
etowngangsta
Challenge accepted.
 
etowngangsta's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: etown
Posts: 2,952
CockyCash: 26065800
etowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot materialetowngangsta is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

This guy seems like a real whiz.
Hope he doesn't let his cheese slide off his cracker.
Philly cheese steak.

I Don't think this guy is too sharp.
etowngangsta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 09:22 PM   #8
usc90grad
Cum Laude Cock
 
usc90grad's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Waxhaw, NC
Posts: 32,265
CockyCash: 840000
usc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot materialusc90grad is USC mascot material
Send a message via AIM to usc90grad
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Idiot....goes on your other head

__________________
usc90grad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 09:32 PM   #9
garnet_black215
Section 509, Row 13
 
garnet_black215's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In a van down by the river.
Posts: 7,777
CockyCash: 1350
garnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot materialgarnet_black215 is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

The jokes in this thread are cheesy.
garnet_black215 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2014, 10:03 PM   #10
Captain9Dragons
Forest Grump
 
Captain9Dragons's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Erastus,NC
Posts: 12,361
CockyCash: 22007959
Captain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot materialCaptain9Dragons is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

__________________
Captain9Dragons is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2014, 12:08 AM   #11
SanAntonioCock
Bowl MVP
 
SanAntonioCock's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 2,368
CockyCash: 202732
SanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot materialSanAntonioCock is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain9Dragons View Post
I just vomited.
__________________

Never forget the "y" ...and so forth.
SanAntonioCock is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2014, 12:12 AM   #12
Cockypantherfan
Household Name
 
Cockypantherfan's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 5,021
CockyCash: 200
Cockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot materialCockypantherfan is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

If putting cheese on your dick is cool then consider me Miles Davis.
Cockypantherfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2014, 06:31 PM   #13
spareparts
Banned
 
spareparts's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 22,381
CockyCash: 1000509
spareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

BUSTED!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/16...test+-+Text%29

Quote:
Philadelphia police have arrested a man they believe used Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women. The suspect, identified by authorities as 41-year-old Christopher Pagano, was arrested at his Norristown home Thursday.


Investigators suspect Pagano is the man who reportedly drove up to women on several occasions and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act.


The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood town watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."
spareparts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2014, 10:37 PM   #14
Acockolypse Now
L-I-V-I-N
 
Acockolypse Now's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Rock Hill, SC
Posts: 15,000
CockyCash: 45000175
Acockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot materialAcockolypse Now is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Huh.

I figured it would be Rex Ryan.
__________________
Always remember... stay Feisty.
Acockolypse Now is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2014, 10:40 PM   #15
spareparts
Banned
 
spareparts's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 22,381
CockyCash: 1000509
spareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot materialspareparts is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

Dude tweezes his eyebrows
spareparts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2014, 10:43 PM   #16
Ole Gregg
make an assessment
 
Ole Gregg's Avatar
 
Male

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: black lake
Posts: 2,218
CockyCash: 6567085
Ole Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot materialOle Gregg is USC mascot material
Default Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose

No that was toe jam.
__________________
[SIGPIC][/][SIGPIC]
[/SI[SIGPIC][/]GPIC]. ww
....what you doin in my watas?want
w
\.
" Are you playing your love games with me? "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI
Ole Gregg is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Provided by SLB Development