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Old 01-18-2014, 11:27 PM   #1
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I know we had a thread a few years ago with Chuck Norris facts so lets get one started again.

I read one a minute ago that made me LOL


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Old 01-18-2014, 11:29 PM   #2
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Some Magicans can walk on water..Chuck Norris can swim thru land
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:30 PM   #3
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:31 PM   #4
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:33 PM   #5
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OMG

Chuck Norris can speak in Brail and hear in sign language.
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:36 PM   #6
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:41 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris once did a round house kick to the side of a McDonalds building and turned it into a Wendy's instantly.
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:43 PM   #8
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THis thread is going to be good. haha
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:57 PM   #9
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If you don't answer, he'll roundhouse kick you through the phone
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:00 AM   #10
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Man, this thread is soooooooo 2000's.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:09 AM   #11
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:15 AM   #12
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Chuck Norris and Jadeveon Clowney met face to face last year, the only other normal person in the room had a heart attack, and then their head exploded. "Mind Blown?" I know, its cheezy but I thought it was funny.
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:38 AM   #13
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 01-19-2014, 06:23 AM   #15
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As a joke, Chuck Norris once urinated in the fuel tank of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:51 AM   #16
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Chuck Norris Backhands people with the palm of his hand!
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:53 AM   #17
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Chuck Norris has a grizzley bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead its just afraid to move.
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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, they shut the f**k up.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man on February 30th and told the calendar to forget it ever happened.
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