Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that

usc90grad · 01-31-2014, 05:48 PM

Wingman’ App Will Get You Sex on a Plane

The New York Times might say landing strips are out of sexual style, but this new app promises to keep users scoring in the sky, on the airport runway and beyond.

“Wingman” purports to be “an app that connects you with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down,” its website asserts. Translation: as long as there’s WiFi, the app will help you find fellow hornballs and bang in the bathroom. We’re not so convinced the “attractive” part will come to fruition, but as our grandma says, there’s a lid for every pot.

Wingman’s developers say the app’s interface “will be simple: individuals will be matched according to their flight number and airline.” They’re working on an iOS version, but will also have a browser version ready, too. Users can indicate whether they’re flying for business, pleasure or both, and reveal their seat number and final destination if they so choose.

The app’s beta version is launching in two to three months. In the meantime, the developers are collecting email addresses on Wingman’s website for beta testers.

http://betabeat.com/2014/01/wingman-...ex-on-a-plane/

Acockolypse Now · 01-31-2014, 06:01 PM

Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

SanAntonioCock · 01-31-2014, 06:50 PM

The Yancey · 01-31-2014, 08:38 PM

I had more than a few peeps who paid me an extra c-note to let them join the club in my balloon. I also had more than a few gls to, ahem, pay their fare for the flight in such coin.

Acockolypse Now · 01-31-2014, 10:05 PM

Damn Yancey.

"Well, there are two ways you can get back down..."

Some of them chose the hard way, I see.

The Yancey · 01-31-2014, 10:53 PM

I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

Thenardier · 01-31-2014, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now

Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

This. Small, cramped and smelly.

JaxcockFL · 01-31-2014, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thenardier

Small, cramped and smelly.

What are three words that describe my ex-girlfriend?

TKE226 · 02-01-2014, 09:25 AM

i cant ever remember seeing an attractive person on flights i have taken.

usc90grad · 02-01-2014, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now

Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

Doesn't have to be in the bathroom

etowngangsta · 02-01-2014, 10:28 AM

Things I learned in this thread: 1. I'm buying a hot air balloon.

JohnnyMc · 02-01-2014, 12:10 PM

Never joined the mile-high club,but I did get skyjacked on the way to Vegas years ago.

Nassau Gamecock · 02-01-2014, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey

I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

you ARE the man!

USCfootball · 02-01-2014, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey

I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

You cant be serious.....

FanofCarolina1 · 02-01-2014, 05:31 PM

I'd like to hear what the ladies of CT think of this new App

usc90grad · 02-01-2014, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanofCarolina1

I'd like to hear what the ladies of CT think of this new App

This is how I met Cocklover. Good times.

The Yancey · 02-01-2014, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USCfootball

You cant be serious.....

Absolutely serious. This is a shot of my balloon when I first bought it:

This was my balloon in the center. This was framed and given to me at the conclusion of the regatta. The next day I boarded an Air jamaica flight to MOntego Bay to run a balloon operation.

A pic of one of the lovely young ladies who had, um, traded a ride for a ride.

cockymac · 02-01-2014, 07:43 PM

No such thing as a quickie for me. Better be a cross country flight if I'm involved. Gives a new meaning to the word layover.

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usc90grad Cum Laude Cock Male Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Waxhaw, NC Posts: 31,835 CockyCash: 675600	Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that Wingman’ App Will Get You Sex on a Plane The New York Times might say landing strips are out of sexual style, but this new app promises to keep users scoring in the sky, on the airport runway and beyond. “Wingman” purports to be “an app that connects you with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down,” its website asserts. Translation: as long as there’s WiFi, the app will help you find fellow hornballs and bang in the bathroom. We’re not so convinced the “attractive” part will come to fruition, but as our grandma says, there’s a lid for every pot. Wingman’s developers say the app’s interface “will be simple: individuals will be matched according to their flight number and airline.” They’re working on an iOS version, but will also have a browser version ready, too. Users can indicate whether they’re flying for business, pleasure or both, and reveal their seat number and final destination if they so choose. The app’s beta version is launching in two to three months. In the meantime, the developers are collecting email addresses on Wingman’s website for beta testers. http://betabeat.com/2014/01/wingman-...ex-on-a-plane/ __________________

01-31-2014, 06:01 PM	#2
Acockolypse Now L-I-V-I-N Male Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 14,185 CockyCash: 45000175	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex. __________________ Always remember... stay Feisty.

01-31-2014, 06:50 PM	#3
SanAntonioCock Bowl MVP Male Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Houston TX Posts: 2,160 CockyCash: 220685	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that nm __________________ Never forget the "y" ...and so forth. Last edited by SanAntonioCock; 01-31-2014 at 06:51 PM. Reason: inappropriate

01-31-2014, 08:38 PM	#4
The Yancey Grumpy Old Fart Male Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunshinny Florida Posts: 19,684 CockyCash: 4751350	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that I had more than a few peeps who paid me an extra c-note to let them join the club in my balloon. I also had more than a few gls to, ahem, pay their fare for the flight in such coin. __________________ #ModForMod

01-31-2014, 10:05 PM	#5
Acockolypse Now L-I-V-I-N Male Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 14,185 CockyCash: 45000175	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that Damn Yancey. "Well, there are two ways you can get back down..." Some of them chose the hard way, I see. __________________ Always remember... stay Feisty.

01-31-2014, 10:53 PM	#6
The Yancey Grumpy Old Fart Male Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunshinny Florida Posts: 19,684 CockyCash: 4751350	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other. __________________ #ModForMod

02-01-2014, 09:25 AM	#9
TKE226 Damn Yankee Male Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 14,835 CockyCash: 1768234	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that i cant ever remember seeing an attractive person on flights i have taken.

02-01-2014, 10:28 AM	#11
etowngangsta Challenge accepted. Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: etown Posts: 2,650 CockyCash: 1065800	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that Things I learned in this thread: 1. I'm buying a hot air balloon.

02-01-2014, 12:10 PM	#12
JohnnyMc Walk On Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rock Hill,S.C. Posts: 25 CockyCash: 200	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that Never joined the mile-high club,but I did get skyjacked on the way to Vegas years ago.

02-01-2014, 05:31 PM	#15
FanofCarolina1 1st Team All-American Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: North Dakota (Yeah, it's cold) Posts: 13,150 CockyCash: 925	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that I'd like to hear what the ladies of CT think of this new App __________________

02-01-2014, 07:43 PM	#18
cockymac I was the white shadow. Male Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,347 CockyCash: 300500	Re: Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that No such thing as a quickie for me. Better be a cross country flight if I'm involved. Gives a new meaning to the word layover.

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