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06-17-2014, 12:23 PM
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Former Walk On in-law
Male Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Lugoff, SC
Posts: 5,473
CockyCash: 250018   |
Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Not quite as nasty as the dude who hid his drugs in his rectum, but still...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/odd...185024385.html Alright, CT'ers! Whatcha got?!? 
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06-17-2014, 12:29 PM
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The Slurp
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 5,894
CockyCash: 26100000  |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Kinda gives a new meaning to "rolling a fatty."
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06-17-2014, 12:30 PM
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The Slurp
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 5,894
CockyCash: 26100000 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
All of his friends refer to him as "pot-bellied"
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06-17-2014, 12:32 PM
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The Slurp
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 5,894
CockyCash: 26100000 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
His customers were eating "high on the hog."
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06-17-2014, 12:37 PM
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The Slurp
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 5,894
CockyCash: 26100000 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Seriously though, to even try something like that took some serious guts.
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06-17-2014, 01:06 PM
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Fuggedaboudit
Male Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Caldwell NJ
Posts: 1,838
CockyCash: 2332 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
High Roller:
You're Doing It Wrong OK it's a combo of a couple of Cocky0's, but still...
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Take one star crunch. Then take lots of peanut butter and layer it THICK on the flat side. After that slam another star crunch on top of the peanut butter. Finally, slap yo momma. For those of you trying to "watch what you eat" don't add the second star crunch. This is the diet version-etowngangsta |
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06-17-2014, 01:19 PM
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Challenge accepted.
Male Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: etown
Posts: 2,654
CockyCash: 1065800 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
He got dat sticky icky.
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06-17-2014, 01:20 PM
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Challenge accepted.
Male Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: etown
Posts: 2,654
CockyCash: 1065800 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Wonder what you get when you ask for a pound.
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06-17-2014, 01:21 PM
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Challenge accepted.
Male Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: etown
Posts: 2,654
CockyCash: 1065800 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
He's got the freshest shrooms around.
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06-17-2014, 01:42 PM
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1st Team All-American
Male Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Tampa Bay, Florida
Posts: 11,330
CockyCash: 500 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Another bad day for dumb fat crooks. They never will learn that nothing can be hidden from a canine's nose.
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06-17-2014, 02:20 PM
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Former Walk On in-law
Male Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Lugoff, SC
Posts: 5,473
CockyCash: 250018 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Well done, but those are just the surface puns...
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06-17-2014, 03:13 PM
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Blue Chip
Male Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Upstairs
Posts: 848
CockyCash: 500 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
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06-17-2014, 03:22 PM
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Game MVP
Male Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Meh
Posts: 1,521
CockyCash: 317 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Drug dealer? Robbing him would be way too easy bc I wouldn't even need to run. Just walk briskly
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06-17-2014, 03:26 PM
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The Slurp
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampton, SC
Posts: 5,894
CockyCash: 26100000 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
Quote:
Just make sure it's not downhill or else it might wind up like that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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06-17-2014, 04:23 PM
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Recruit
Male Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Blythewood
Posts: 225
CockyCash: 200 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
I read the title and thought the drug dealer hid
the drugs in his Rolls Royce. |
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06-18-2014, 08:16 AM
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Walk On
Male Join Date: May 2014
Location: a random sheep pasture
Posts: 76
CockyCash: 500 |
Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls
I used to smuggle moonshine. My system was flawless. I would hide the hooch by drinking it. I never got busted, but I did get fired cuz I guess the boss didn't like me.
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