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Old 03-03-2014, 12:55 PM   #1
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Not a day goes by that someone doesn’t get famous for doing something completely moronic on the Internet. Case in point: This week, one enterprising young man tweeting under the handle @VERSACEPOPTARTS (a.k.a., Thot Pocket) skyrocketed to the heights of social media celebrity/infamy by documenting his sexual exploits with a microwaved Hot Pocket.

The madness began when he posted a Vine of himself violating a box of brown-sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts on Vine. The clip was quickly removed, but Thot Pocket took to Twitter to celebrate his conquest:

http://firstwefeast.com/laugh/interv...-a-hot-pocket/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000063
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:05 PM   #2
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Brings a new meaning to the term "disk cheese"
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:12 PM   #3
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Jim Gaffigan was quoted as saying, "Jizz Pocket!"
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:15 PM   #4
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I wonder if he ate it out first.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:24 PM   #5
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Ladies and gentlemen, the next generation of leadership
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:31 PM   #6
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:31 PM   #7
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This kid was really hot and bothered.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:33 PM   #8
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I should invest in their stock. I'm guessing that Hot Pocket sales are about to soar.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:59 PM   #9
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there are surely less painful ways of ****ing diseased meat
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Old 03-03-2014, 02:11 PM   #10
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I should invest in their stock. I'm guessing that Hot Pocket sales are about to soar.
Well, it was certainly on the rise for that kid.
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Old 03-03-2014, 02:58 PM   #11
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He's getting what he wants....attention. You just have to wonder why in the world he chose this route.
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:13 PM   #12
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really????
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:16 PM   #13
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I never eat those anymore after a found a bone in one
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:38 PM   #14
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I remember the old commercial jingle... " What are ya gonna d*ck? Hot pockets!"
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:42 PM   #15
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Wonder if he asked the hotpocket for consent before he violated it?
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:05 PM   #16
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Maybe the kid had been watching American Pie.

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Old 03-03-2014, 06:17 PM   #17
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Man I hope he let it cool off. I haven't had one in years but those things always burnt my mouth after they came out of the microwave.
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:57 PM   #18
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Worth the watch if you've never seen it...

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Old 03-04-2014, 09:03 AM   #19
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All this time his mom thought he just wasn't a fan of the outer crusts...
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:31 AM   #20
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One sensation begets another.
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