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Old 03-26-2014, 05:20 PM   #1
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Default Check out this job posting I found on craigslist.

The following is a copy/paste of the actual posting with the red added. I can't believe how many errors there are, especially when one of the qualities the company is looking for is supposedly attention to detail.

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Warehouse Manager (Greenville, SC)



compensation: $40k plus range

Warehouse Manager

$40k plus range
Benefits available

Dricet mail/ mail fulfillmets operation

Attention to detail is paramont
You will need to be a deatiled person to suceed

Must have prior experience in Inventory Control;
You will be managing raw material that is staged for production, and finish materials stored in the warehouse for shipping.

Must have prior managment experince;
You should have good communication skills in order to manage your direct reports, and able to work and coordinate with other departments.

Must be fexable and able to adapt;
You will have to be crative in your aproach as every projcet and every clients is differen.

Must be computer literarte;
You will need to learn our software. Pick tickets are benerated from the system and inventory reconsileation as well.

Physical and Equipment Requirements:
Ability to lift up to 50 lbs
Ability to stand for 8-10 hours
Clear driving record, as well as successful completion of DOT exam
Ability to operate 26' box delivery truck
Ability to operate fork lift trucks
I'm actually hoping the post is either a scam or a joke.
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Old 03-26-2014, 05:40 PM   #2
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Well, to their credit they did spell Warehouse right
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Old 03-26-2014, 06:03 PM   #3
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Well, to their credit they did spell Warehouse right
Unless it's the Men's Wearhouse
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Old 03-26-2014, 06:09 PM   #4
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:13 PM   #5
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Default Re: Check out this job posting I found on craigslist.

This is what happens when you delegate this to an hourly employee.


Did you post the ad?

Yep, sure did.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:15 PM   #6
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This is what happens when you delegate this to an hourly employee.


Did you post the ad?

Yep, sure did.
If it's meant to be a legitimate ad, then you may be right.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:22 PM   #7
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its craigslist...
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:26 PM   #8
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its craigslist...
I think Craigslist can be a great place to pick up a used deep freezer or something. If I were testing the job market, I'm not confident Craigslist would be my first stop.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:27 PM   #9
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Default Re: Check out this job posting I found on craigslist.

you forgot to red the clients in the sentence every clients is diffren
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:31 PM   #10
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Default Re: Check out this job posting I found on craigslist.

Craigslist and 40K plus = scam
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:33 PM   #11
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you forgot to red the clients in the sentence every clients is diffren
True, but I was more concerned with the actual misspellings than the grammatical problems.
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:36 PM   #12
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Old 03-27-2014, 07:40 AM   #13
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Default Re: Check out this job posting I found on craigslist.

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I think Craigslist can be a great place to pick up a used deep freezer or something. If I were testing the job market, I'm not confident Craigslist would be my first stop.
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Craigslist and 40K plus = scam
To be fair, I picked up a nice contract job on craigslist back in 2009. It paid just a little under 40k and gave me the experience I needed to move on to a better-paying and more permanent position.

Of course I will admit that I sent in my resume expecting nothing good to come of it. When I got a response, I was sure it was a scam all the way up to the point I was picking up my prepaid rental car for the assignment.
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:07 PM   #14
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The following is a copy/paste of the actual posting with the red added. I can't believe how many errors there are, especially when one of the qualities the company is looking for is supposedly attention to detail.



I'm actually hoping the post is either a scam or a joke.
Dude you should apply.
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:24 PM   #15
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Dude you should apply.
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