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Old 03-28-2014, 12:04 AM   #1
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Old 03-28-2014, 01:41 AM   #2
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Will have to try that, although finding a bokken first might complicate things.
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I can see that samurai were prepared for EVERY possibility!
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I need to try this but I'm not sure I am limber enough.
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The other issue is that position does not allow for easy derping on the cell phone while taking care of business. I'm sure the modern samurai would have made accommodations for that, but the ancient ones of course did not.
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