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Old 03-29-2014, 10:47 PM   #1
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Old 03-30-2014, 08:26 AM   #2
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

Brings new meaning to the term "woody".
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Old 03-30-2014, 08:42 AM   #3
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

That's what you call a wood-pecker.
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Old 03-30-2014, 08:48 AM   #4
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

Some people take themselves way too serious.
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Old 03-30-2014, 09:05 AM   #5
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

Well, Gaffney has the big peach, this could be it for Graniteville. Turn right at the big wooden prick.


Sweetie...how did you get splinters THERE?
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Old 03-30-2014, 10:08 AM   #6
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

I work about 10 miles away in Aiken, but I don't have a chainsaw. I swear!

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Old 03-30-2014, 10:30 AM   #7
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

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I work about 10 miles away in Aiken, but I don't have a chainsaw. I swear!

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Get some kerosene a match and take some photos.
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Old 03-30-2014, 01:45 PM   #8
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

You know she called the cops because she didn't own a chainsaw, or else that thing would be under her bed.
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Old 03-30-2014, 01:59 PM   #9
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

It never occured to her to call Lorena Bobitt to cut it off?
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Old 03-30-2014, 02:06 PM   #10
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

Looks like a "Joe"....wonder if MythBusters have any interest?
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Old 03-30-2014, 02:13 PM   #11
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

there's a peckerwood with a sense of humor in graniteville
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Old 03-30-2014, 02:18 PM   #12
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

She believes that Coxwell carved the stump
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Old 03-30-2014, 02:32 PM   #13
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I hear that area is full of a bunch of peckerwoods.
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Old 03-30-2014, 10:49 PM   #14
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Default Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood

Dear ole South Carolina, my home. First it was swamp man or whatever now penis tree. I hate to think what's next. We should start a thread with all the crazies over the years in The Palmetto State, excluding Clemson.
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Old 03-31-2014, 07:57 AM   #15
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Dear ole South Carolina, my home. First it was swamp man or whatever now penis tree. I hate to think what's next. We should start a thread with all the crazies over the years in The Palmetto State, excluding Clemson.
There was that one dude who died after doing the nasty with a horse.
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:44 AM   #16
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You sure this wasn't in the town of Johnsonville?
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