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Old 04-01-2014, 03:26 PM   #1
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So a little back story. Back in 2005, I sprained my right ankle really bad. It left me laid up in bed and collecting worker's compensation for a couple of months. (It actually still hurts from time to time.) Then a few years later, I broke my left ankle which required surgery to fix. It now has a plate and six screws in it holding things together.

So I decided to have a little fun with it today, and posted this on FB:



My wife took the bait, and called me. I allowed the phone to go to voicemail. I checked the voicemail to be treated to her flipping out over me breaking my ankle on the other end.

So I waited a bit and began a chain of text messages to her:

Me: Can you come to Columbia to get me?
Her: Yes. What in the hell happened?
Me: Twisted it while moving some equipment
Her: Call if you can

(ten minute pause)

Me: I'm at the Doctor's Care on Beltline.
Me: Waiting on the X-Rays to come back now.
Her: I can see if Shelley will let me get off early.
Me: We still have my old crutches?
Her: Yes.
Me: Good. Bring those.
Me: They have some plastic set here.
Her: How are we getting both cars home?
Her: Maybe Marla could ride with me and drive mine back.
***Marla is the babysitter***
Me: Damn good question
Me: Yeah I suppose that could work
Me: Let me know when you're ready to leave in case the guys here have to take me back to the shop to wait.
Her: OK. I've got to finish counting my drawer and call Marla.
Me: Yeah and then you have to get your ass back to work since I'm just messing with ya.

***Five minute pause***

Her: OMFG!

I get a call immediately to hear her on the other end screaming at me about how she was just about to walk out the door to come get me.

Marla responds on Facebook:
"Your wife is pissed. I think your foot might look like that for real when she's done with you. She called me and we were all set to drive up to Columbia and get your car. Then ten minutes later she called me saying never mind, I'm gonna kill him, etc."


So anyways I might be in the market for a room to rent for a little while.
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Hook, line, and sinker. That's pretty good right there.

Don't know if I would have pranked the wife on being injured though. I know it wouldn't be good for me if I did that. Hope she doesn't stay angry at you for too long!
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Rule #1, never piss off the person you share a bed with. Once you're asleep you're a sleeping duck.
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Enjoy the couch.

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.
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Good fun there.
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Nah, HIS foot should be fine. Hers, on the other hand, might need some medical attention just to remove it from his ass.
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Looks like a hobbit foot!
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Old 04-02-2014, 04:18 PM   #11
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So??? How pissed was she??
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So??? How pissed was she??

Well luckily for me, I stay out of town during the week rather than driving back and forth from home. On top of that, I have drill this weekend. So I have until Sunday night before I have to face the wrath.


She'll forgive and forget by then, right?
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Well luckily for me, I stay out of town during the week rather than driving back and forth from home. On top of that, I have drill this weekend. So I have until Sunday night before I have to face the wrath.


She'll forgive and forget by then, right?
She will let you think that she forgot, that is until tells you about her friends wedding ya'll need to attend one Saturday this fall.
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She will let you think that she forgot, that is until tells you about her friends wedding ya'll need to attend one Saturday this fall.
Then I'll be giving her another reason to be pissed off.
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i see the ankle breaking scene from misery in your future
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She'll forgive and forget by then, right?
They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.
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They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.
So this prank is the gift that keeps on giving?


Awesome!
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Either that, or he wakes up to find his manhood superglued to his stomach.
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They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.
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I know karma too well to pull that sort of prank, especially on my wife.
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