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Old 04-24-2014, 10:01 AM   #1
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APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,”.

The handgun is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman. Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:05 AM   #2
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She seems nice....
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:20 AM   #3
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Ten bucks says that little fellow never gets that bath.
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:32 AM   #4
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She has a slinky on her head
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:46 AM   #5
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:49 AM   #6
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Mehhh, that's an itty bitty revolver...like 3-4 inches total length and 2-3 fingers tall...call me when she fits a colt python with a 6in barrel in there
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Old 04-24-2014, 11:07 AM   #7
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APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,”.

The handgun is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman. Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
What the actual f%#k......
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Old 04-24-2014, 11:26 AM   #8
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Yummy.
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:07 PM   #9
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She's Batgirl with a creative "batbelt" of the chastity variety! Lol
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:24 PM   #10
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Old 04-24-2014, 01:22 PM   #11
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Good ole rocky top tennessee
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:46 PM   #12
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Slinky top Tennessee = skanky bottom Tennessee
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Old 04-24-2014, 03:05 PM   #13
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**** me...that is the town I live in...lol

The funny thing is that when I read what happened I thought to myself that is par for the course around her and then I read where it happens...wtf

I have to come to CT to get local news...
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Old 04-24-2014, 03:08 PM   #14
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now to make things worse, I showed this thread to a lady that works for me and sure enough, this happened on her street...
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Old 04-24-2014, 03:21 PM   #15
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Got to be careful going down on her.. You might get shot in the mouth!
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they don't call it rotten crotch for nuttin.
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Pops always warned me that girls had a secret weapon in their pants
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Old 04-24-2014, 04:46 PM   #18
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There's something fishy about that pistol.
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The ole pee shooter.
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