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Old 05-20-2015, 04:52 PM   #1
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Default Let's give it up for David Letterman!!!

I grew up with this guy and despite having wavered in my viewing over the last 10-12 years I still believe he had the best talk show ever.

He retires tonight after 33 years.

Especially this little gem (which is my personal favorite), even if it was scripted.

Very NSFW...

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Default Re: Let's give it up for David Letterman!!!

Letterman Apologizes on the Air to His Wife

Mr. Letterman made the remarks at the start of the taping of his Monday night show on CBS. They were his first public comments since last Thursday when he revealed details of an apparent extortion attempt tied to sexual relationships with his staff members.

The comedian also apologized to his staff, saying, “I’m terribly sorry that I put the staff in that position.” He labeled his mistake as inadvertent because “I just wasn’t thinking ahead.” He thanked the staff for being supportive and for “putting up with something stupid I’ve gotten myself involved in.”

In his monologue, a rueful Mr. Letterman told several jokes related to the incident and the critical reaction to it.
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Default Re: Let's give it up for David Letterman!!!

The category: “Top 10 Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave.”

10. Alec Baldwin: “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home.”
9. Barbara Walters: “Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Gaddafi?”
8. Steve Martin: “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity… and a mistake.”
7. Jerry Seinfeld: “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know? I just thought of something. I’ll be fine.”
6. Jim Carrey: “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.”
5. Chris Rock: “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”
3. Peyton Manning: “You are to comedy, what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “I’ll never have the money I owe you.”
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David Letterman at the 1971 Indy 500

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Default Re: Let's give it up for David Letterman!!!

One of his most benign yet absurd bits ever...

https://www.yahoo.com/food/david-let...526706296.html
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