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Old 06-17-2014, 12:23 PM   #1
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Default Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

Not quite as nasty as the dude who hid his drugs in his rectum, but still...

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Default Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

Kinda gives a new meaning to "rolling a fatty."
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Old 06-17-2014, 12:30 PM   #3
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Default Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

All of his friends refer to him as "pot-bellied"
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Old 06-17-2014, 12:32 PM   #4
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His customers were eating "high on the hog."
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Old 06-17-2014, 12:37 PM   #5
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Default Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

Seriously though, to even try something like that took some serious guts.
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Old 06-17-2014, 01:06 PM   #6
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Default Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

High Roller:
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OK it's a combo of a couple of Cocky0's, but still...
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He got dat sticky icky.
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Old 06-17-2014, 01:20 PM   #8
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Wonder what you get when you ask for a pound.
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Old 06-17-2014, 01:21 PM   #9
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He's got the freshest shrooms around.
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Old 06-17-2014, 01:42 PM   #10
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Another bad day for dumb fat crooks. They never will learn that nothing can be hidden from a canine's nose.
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Old 06-17-2014, 02:20 PM   #11
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Well done, but those are just the surface puns...
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Old 06-17-2014, 03:13 PM   #12
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Old 06-17-2014, 03:22 PM   #13
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Default Re: Large Drug Dealer Hides Product in His Fat Rolls

Drug dealer? Robbing him would be way too easy bc I wouldn't even need to run. Just walk briskly
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Drug dealer? Robbing him would be way too easy bc I wouldn't even need to run. Just walk briskly

Just make sure it's not downhill or else it might wind up like that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Old 06-17-2014, 04:23 PM   #15
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I read the title and thought the drug dealer hid
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Old 06-18-2014, 08:16 AM   #16
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I used to smuggle moonshine. My system was flawless. I would hide the hooch by drinking it. I never got busted, but I did get fired cuz I guess the boss didn't like me.
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