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Old 06-24-2014, 01:42 AM   #1
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An American student became trapped in a German vagina sculpture. The sculptures name was Kegels. Police are also still looking for a missing apple pie, too. Ugly Americans...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/am...lpture-n138311
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Old 06-24-2014, 02:36 AM   #2
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Sounds like he got stuck in a... tight situation.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:43 AM   #3
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Old 06-24-2014, 10:56 AM   #4
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Old 06-24-2014, 12:31 PM   #5
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lol why was he in it
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Old 06-24-2014, 12:35 PM   #6
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lol why was he in it
Why would you not be?
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:43 PM   #7
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Reminds me of this episode of Everybody Loves Raymond
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:59 PM   #8
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lol why was he in it
Read the article it was for a picture
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Old 06-24-2014, 03:11 PM   #9
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What is hog charging for pictures with his wife these days?
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Old 06-24-2014, 03:40 PM   #10
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The sculpture reportedly asked, "Is he in yet?"
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:14 PM   #11
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So many rescue personnel were needed because the 'victim' resisted vigorously!
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:58 PM   #12
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Help me find my keys, we'll drive out of here...
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:05 PM   #13
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Maybe he should have started with a finger first to help lube things up.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:49 PM   #14
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It seems nice.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:55 PM   #15
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:58 PM   #16
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Wrong head.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:18 PM   #17
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There is something fishy about this guy.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:33 PM   #18
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If only he had a nob at the top of the opening to grab hold of.
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Old 06-24-2014, 10:17 PM   #19
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Thought this thread was going to be about a snapper.
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Old 06-24-2014, 10:17 PM   #20
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That's what he gets for going in dry.
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