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Old 07-14-2015, 07:53 PM   #1
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Default Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator

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Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this b**** a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “ni**** music” over and over.


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Old 07-14-2015, 08:34 PM   #3
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My first thought is wtf kind of drug makes a man do this?
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Old 07-14-2015, 08:53 PM   #4
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I've done a fair amount of drugs but I can't recall ever thinking "hey, I'm gonna rape that alligator."
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My first thought is wtf kind of drug makes a man do this?
Flakka?

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/pa...713-story.html

flakka, the notorious synthetic drug responsible for a string of violent, bizarre incidents in South Florida.
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Old 07-14-2015, 11:11 PM   #7
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I've done a fair amount of drugs but I can't recall ever thinking "hey, I'm gonna rape that alligator."
Lol true that.
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:34 AM   #10
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:52 AM   #11
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If a grown man isn't allowed to rape a gator and then claim its teeth and tail then ISIL has won.
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Old 07-15-2015, 09:23 AM   #12
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The crocodile stalker?! "Krikey, mate!"
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Old 07-15-2015, 09:56 AM   #13
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If a grown man isn't allowed to rape a gator and then claim its teeth and tail then ISIL has won.
To be fair, the alligator was asking for it. Walking around all slutty and rubbing up on his junk.
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Old 07-15-2015, 11:25 AM   #14
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Hope he was going to wear some protection. The single mother alligator population is way out of control. The last thing she needs is another mouth to feed with no paternal support.
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Old 07-15-2015, 11:42 AM   #15
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I have heard it all now, officially. Woah, I mean how did he? Reminds of that Dave Chappelle bit where he talks about having sex with monkeys. haha "Do you know how hard it is to catch and then have sex with a monkey? Which leads me to also say the same about this particular incident.
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Also their local sheriffs department put out a statement saying this story was fake. I knew it had to be, just no way haha.
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Also their local sheriffs department put out a statement saying this story was fake. I knew it had to be, just no way haha.
So now the alligator has to walk around with the shame of everyone thinking she's been raped.
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Old 07-16-2015, 02:32 PM   #18
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I've done a fair amount of drugs but I can't recall ever thinking "hey, I'm gonna rape that alligator."
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