Veterinarian

hardcock2 · 02-29-2008, 05:09 PM

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "that's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas
and one in Reno."

acejrock · 02-29-2008, 06:03 PM

Excellent

TheGuitarCock · 02-29-2008, 06:51 PM

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02-29-2008, 05:09 PM	#1
hardcock2 just hangin'..... Male Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rock Hill Posts: 9,822 CockyCash: 600	Veterinarian One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "that's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

02-29-2008, 06:03 PM	#2
acejrock Rockington Male Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Elgin Posts: 5,720 CockyCash: 30000000	Re: Veterinarian Excellent

02-29-2008, 06:51 PM	#3
TheGuitarCock Banned Male Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 16,967 CockyCash: 2872	Re: Veterinarian LOL

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